We took to the internet to find some of your most cringe-worthy stories, and we’ve compiled a list of 10 surefire ways he’ll end up sleeping on the couch.

So grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and use this list as a way to warn your significant other!

This guy photocopied a picture of his face to their window, his wife was not impressed.

via: Imgur: @awesomecanadian

It doesn’t look like anyone’s getting sleep tonight…

via: Imgur: @jumpingmad

He got his face printed onto their duvet, we’re going to have some sleepless ladies.

This dude thought he was being sly.

She asked for a golden retriever, but I think he must have had a tight budget.

He disabled her phone because he couldn’t remember their anniversary.

Served with a side of sarcasm.

April Fool’s honey! This one deserves a year in the dog house.

18 carrots…

She asked him to sharpen her lip pencil…

Have any of these reasons struck a cord with you? Let us know the craziest reason you or your partner has ended up sleeping on the couch, we’d love to know!

Oh, he gon’ pay for this lol


That’s loyalty

Via: Pupperish